January 2012
96 posts
“if you’re a bird, i’m a bird”
—(via high-fashion-whore)
In some way I’d like to muster some energy for this special day, but your consistent disappointments have burnt me out.
I want to be able to write an amazing card on how much I value our friendship and for it to detail all our personal jokes and it to be the greatest read ever.
However I know it’s absence won’t be missed, as I have not been and a present would not even begin to repair what you’ve so carefully destructed.
Plus you have all those shiny new friends and their presents to push you along.
Replying “drink in!” followed by a hearty laugh when asked to eat in or take away, no matter how many times, does not make you a witty person and is NOT funny.
Also, if you are going to ask for a stamp on your coffee card, you do not need to do so in a patronising tone. Having a coffee card does not make you a champion, you fucking coffee snob.
Joke is on you, I am not giving you decaf.
“I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It’s just that the translations have gone wrong.”
—John Lennon
“You’re just left with yourself all the time, whatever you do anyway. You’ve got to get down to your own God in your own temple. It’s all down to you, mate.”
—John Lennon
